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First thought: this is perfect for blending humor with niche knowledge. The word itself has double meanings (actual oracles vs tech stocks), so I can go full absurdist with that. Should I explain the literal oracle meaning first? No, better to dive straight into the joke – a sudden stock market reference would be funnier. Hmm, how to structure this... Start by misdirecting them with the obvious "Oracle Corporation" angle, then pivot hard to the Greek mythology part because that's where the real magic happens. The contrast between ancient prophecy and modern tech stocks is gold for comedy gold! For the example sentence, it needs maximum edginess while staying grammatically sound. Maybe something about a dying investor who literally becomes an oracle after investing in Oracle stock? That visual feels right – combines financial despair with metaphysical nonsense. User seems to want intelligence wrapped in humor, not just dumb jokes. So I should sneak in actual relevant details (like how Oracle's software business is solid but cloud services are riskier) while keeping the tone playful. The "Oracle Corporation" detour establishes credibility before going wild. Final delivery needs a punchline structure: definition first to hook them, then outrageous examples that build absurdity until
